Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman

Hands down the most brilliant Letterman appearance ever.



I've gotta know what the hell this is. There's NO WAY this is real.

Ann Coulter Under Investigation for Voter Fraud

According to the New York Daily News, Cult leader and all around crazy cunt Ann Coulter under investigation for Voter Fraud.

Personally, I thought the should have locked her up after she tried to kill all those puppies.

Ticket To Anywhere But Here

Hey look at this, I thought it was pretty cool.

Microsoft has a new airfare search engine that gives you the lowest fares to nowhere in particular.

Just put in where you are, and look at the cheapest way to get somewhere else.

Just what I need.

http://farecast.live.com/flexibleTravel.do

How to Upload a DVD to Youtube

Use either DVD Decrypter or Mac the Ripper (thanks kdarty), to copy the title, segment, or chapter of the DVD that you're interested in in to a single file on your hard drive.

The file will have a .VOB extension.

Simply rename the file to .mpg or .mpeg and upload.

That's it.

Remember, Youtube imposes a 1 Gig, 10 minute limit on uploads. For my video, I used DVD Decrypter to split my clip in two segments. And here they are.





By the way, that's my kid! Halfway to his knee baby! Booyah!

Asking Permission To Use My Laptop

Thanks for the laptop Apple.

May I now have permission to edit the VOB files from my wife's ultrasound?

What's that? They might be from a commercial DVD and you are totally in bed with the billion dollar media conglomerates?

That's fine, just completely block iMovie from editing mpeg2 files. I'll boot in to Windows where I don't need to ask permission.

Bin Laden and Rush Limbaugh Hoping For Our President to Fail

Rush Limbaugh: "I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: 'Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.' Somebody's gotta say it."

Limbaugh also recently had said: "We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds... grab the ankles, bend over... because his father was black."

Hmm, whadya know. Same thing Bin Laden wants.

Orlando Magic #1 in the NBA

Orlando Magic first Place in the NBA.

FYI