Welcome Roger Christopher Blaisdell

Roger Christopher Blaisdell was born on April 4, 2009, 6 pounds 9 ounces by cesarean section. He's happy and healthy and his mommy is recovering well.

Magic Overtake Boston Celtics in the East And Steal Home Court!

Magic Overtake Boston Celtics in the East And Steal Home Court!

Money For Ones And Zeroes

For the first time in my life, I recently broke down and payed money for ones and zeroes.

I have an app on every digital device I own that i use to play Sirius satellite radio.

Three weeks after I purchased a license, I get a message that says...

"NiceMac has decided in their best interest, to discontinue the StarPlayr project and will be issuing refunds to StarPlayr for Windows Mobile customers. To request a refund, simply copy and paste your StarPlayr for Windows Mobile PayPal receipt via our email form. Please allow 10 business days to receive your refund."

I cannot tell you how much I hate the world today.

Not only did I pay for the software, but I pay a monthly fee to listen to satellite radio. But apparently that means I've only payed to hear it in my car? And they'll require another fee to hear it in my house? And when I'm in the doctor's office, I'm just simply not legally allowed to listen?

And now when I log in to my XM radio account, it says that today is my last chance for free online listening?

Sigh.

What?!! $188 dollars a month for TV?!

Are you kidding me? I've been paying $188 dollars a month for TV? Good God!

Some things on this bill I either don't remember even asking for, or were "free for 90 days" and I never bothered to check what was being automatically debited every month, and I don't think I've watched a single thing on HBO this year.



And here's the post George W version. Whew, much better. Thanks dubayah.

Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman

Hands down the most brilliant Letterman appearance ever.



I've gotta know what the hell this is. There's NO WAY this is real.

Ann Coulter Under Investigation for Voter Fraud

According to the New York Daily News, Cult leader and all around crazy cunt Ann Coulter under investigation for Voter Fraud.

Personally, I thought the should have locked her up after she tried to kill all those puppies.

Ticket To Anywhere But Here

Hey look at this, I thought it was pretty cool.

Microsoft has a new airfare search engine that gives you the lowest fares to nowhere in particular.

Just put in where you are, and look at the cheapest way to get somewhere else.

Just what I need.

http://farecast.live.com/flexibleTravel.do

How to Upload a DVD to Youtube

Use either DVD Decrypter or Mac the Ripper (thanks kdarty), to copy the title, segment, or chapter of the DVD that you're interested in in to a single file on your hard drive.

The file will have a .VOB extension.

Simply rename the file to .mpg or .mpeg and upload.

That's it.

Remember, Youtube imposes a 1 Gig, 10 minute limit on uploads. For my video, I used DVD Decrypter to split my clip in two segments. And here they are.





By the way, that's my kid! Halfway to his knee baby! Booyah!

Asking Permission To Use My Laptop

Thanks for the laptop Apple.

May I now have permission to edit the VOB files from my wife's ultrasound?

What's that? They might be from a commercial DVD and you are totally in bed with the billion dollar media conglomerates?

That's fine, just completely block iMovie from editing mpeg2 files. I'll boot in to Windows where I don't need to ask permission.

Bin Laden and Rush Limbaugh Hoping For Our President to Fail

Rush Limbaugh: "I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: 'Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.' Somebody's gotta say it."

Limbaugh also recently had said: "We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds... grab the ankles, bend over... because his father was black."

Hmm, whadya know. Same thing Bin Laden wants.

Orlando Magic #1 in the NBA

Orlando Magic first Place in the NBA.

FYI

No, no, no. Shrink me down.

No, no, no, Butthead. You're not getting it.

I'm saying SHRINK ME DOWN but leave my SCHLONG Big.